Konrakcun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating fairy.

Konrakcun created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Konrakcun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Konrakcun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Konrakcun's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Konrakcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.