Fed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust mouse.

Fed created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fed, she will turn you into a frog.

Fed's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sit in the presence of manatees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.