Yokhon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing dingo.

Yokhon created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokhon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yokhon, he will make you grow a tail.

Yokhon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yokhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.