Gedsaw Fotladlip is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish
goose.
Gedsaw Fotladlip created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedsaw Fotladlip, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Gedsaw Fotladlip, she will turn you into a rat.
Gedsaw Fotladlip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Gedsaw Fotladlip's Holy Commandments1. Gedsaw Fotladlip loves bats, so they must be respected.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Gedsaw Fotladlip.
3. Always help swans.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not shave your arms.