Yartpigstik is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, moody
warg.
Yartpigstik created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yartpigstik, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Yartpigstik, he will turn you into a mole.
Yartpigstik's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Yartpigstik's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartpigstik.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Always obey Yartpigstik's priests.