Artpitdit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome sheep.

Artpitdit created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artpitdit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Artpitdit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Artpitdit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Artpitdit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Artpitdit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.