Titdossditxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, flying swallow.

Titdossditxuck created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titdossditxuck, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Titdossditxuck, she will turn you into a frog.

Titdossditxuck's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Titdossditxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.