Vidsaswit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident mongoose.

Vidsaswit created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidsaswit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vidsaswit, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vidsaswit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vidsaswit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo rings.

2. Erect nine copper sculptures of Vidsaswit on top of important buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.