Dogmabfod Narlxemaf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, caring chicken.

Dogmabfod Narlxemaf created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogmabfod Narlxemaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dogmabfod Narlxemaf, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dogmabfod Narlxemaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dogmabfod Narlxemaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat peas.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.