Wad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, conceited dingo.

Wad created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Wad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wad's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near birds.

2. Run away if seven swans approach from the east.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Pray towards the north.