Satkopzodappstikmislak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish lobster.

Satkopzodappstikmislak created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satkopzodappstikmislak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Satkopzodappstikmislak, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Satkopzodappstikmislak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Satkopzodappstikmislak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Satkopzodappstikmislak loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.