Venbumfun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, strong coyote.

Venbumfun created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Venbumfun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Venbumfun, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Venbumfun's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Venbumfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away from violet seals, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Always obey Venbumfun's priests.