Higvidfom is a god.

He takes the form of a large, pitiless capybara.

Higvidfom created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higvidfom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higvidfom, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Higvidfom's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Higvidfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Run away from gray mice, for they are unholy.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Never talk about moons.