Bedboptip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sapient jellyfish.

Bedboptip created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedboptip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bedboptip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bedboptip's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bedboptip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must love Bedboptip.

4. Always obey Bedboptip's priests.

5. Do not hurt geese.