Vegyatcat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous butterfly.

Vegyatcat created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Vegyatcat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vegyatcat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vegyatcat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vegyatcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Put Vegyatcat first in all things.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.