Cutvanwip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciless manatee.

Cutvanwip created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cutvanwip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cutvanwip, he will not care.

Cutvanwip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cutvanwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not stand on grass.