Fodstanfoss Ragbatcum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic raven.

Fodstanfoss Ragbatcum created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fodstanfoss Ragbatcum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fodstanfoss Ragbatcum, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fodstanfoss Ragbatcum's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fodstanfoss Ragbatcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.