Midlistbus is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured crocodile.

Midlistbus created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midlistbus, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Midlistbus, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Midlistbus' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Midlistbus' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Midlistbus.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Midlistbus.

5. Do not covet oxen.