Lanmisflow is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody porpoise.

Lanmisflow created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanmisflow, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lanmisflow, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Lanmisflow's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lanmisflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.