Talhinspag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional human.

Talhinspag created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talhinspag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Talhinspag, it will destroy your home planet.

Talhinspag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Talhinspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Talhinspag.

5. Never paint your face gray.