Vonksigfontimcimsandhakbod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered sheep.

Vonksigfontimcimsandhakbod created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonksigfontimcimsandhakbod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonksigfontimcimsandhakbod, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vonksigfontimcimsandhakbod's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vonksigfontimcimsandhakbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.