Tapnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-confident wombat.

Tapnarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapnarl, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tapnarl, she will curse you with boils.

Tapnarl's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tapnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Tapnarl on top of important buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill squirrels.