Timbastmip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, overgenerous guinea pig.

Timbastmip created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timbastmip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Timbastmip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Timbastmip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Timbastmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Never feed turnips to sheep while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Timbastmip on top of all buildings.