Belljablarg is a god.
It takes the form of a large, dishonourable
crow.
Belljablarg created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Belljablarg, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Belljablarg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Belljablarg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Belljablarg's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about frogs.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Worship no other gods but Belljablarg.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Belljablarg.