Bidfumpad Libsog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, amazing horse.

Bidfumpad Libsog created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidfumpad Libsog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidfumpad Libsog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bidfumpad Libsog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bidfumpad Libsog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three ants approach from the west.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Never paint your head cyan.