Migbogfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing goose.

Migbogfat created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Migbogfat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Migbogfat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Migbogfat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Migbogfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Migbogfat on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.