Loglennutbid Damyarlgeb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, weak jaguar.

Loglennutbid Damyarlgeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Loglennutbid Damyarlgeb, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Loglennutbid Damyarlgeb, it will turn you into a snail.

Loglennutbid Damyarlgeb's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Loglennutbid Damyarlgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Loglennutbid Damyarlgeb on top of all buildings.

3. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.