Tapbagyak is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented
jellyfish.
Tapbagyak created snails eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tapbagyak, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Tapbagyak, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Tapbagyak's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Tapbagyak's Holy Commandments1. Never write about black holes.
2. You must never eat turnips.
3. Never wear fawn corsets.
4. Tapbagyak must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never play with disobedient children.