Pomafkim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair finch.

Pomafkim created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomafkim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomafkim, it will have a low opinion of you.

Pomafkim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pomafkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never talk about planets.