Cib is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, wise ant.

Cib created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cib, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cib, she will cry a lot.

Cib's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Cib on top of important buildings.

3. Always obey Cib's priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never paint your head brown.