Gamtonklit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate weasel.

Gamtonklit created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Gamtonklit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gamtonklit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gamtonklit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gamtonklit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must pray to Gamtonklit five times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never jump near moths.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gamtonklit.