Rapwiphog is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, humorless
beaver.
Rapwiphog created the Sun three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rapwiphog, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Rapwiphog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Rapwiphog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Rapwiphog's Holy Commandments1. Never eat rice.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the north.
4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.
5. Always pray immersed in water.