Hunquafdin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing fox.

Hunquafdin created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Hunquafdin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunquafdin, it will turn you into a goat.

Hunquafdin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hunquafdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never skip in the presence of otters.

5. Never paint your back red.