Hunquafdin is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing
fox.
Hunquafdin created matter four years ago.
If you believe in
Hunquafdin, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hunquafdin, it will turn you into a goat.
Hunquafdin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Hunquafdin's Holy Commandments1. Never look at planets.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Never skip in the presence of otters.
5. Never paint your back red.