Milbegdan Vonpontim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful hare.

Milbegdan Vonpontim created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Milbegdan Vonpontim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Milbegdan Vonpontim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Milbegdan Vonpontim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Milbegdan Vonpontim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.

5. Milbegdan Vonpontim loves manatees, so they must be respected.
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