Cublinfligmiscebkiparm is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate tapir.

Cublinfligmiscebkiparm created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cublinfligmiscebkiparm, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cublinfligmiscebkiparm, he will turn you into a slug.

Cublinfligmiscebkiparm's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cublinfligmiscebkiparm's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.