Vidwabmip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive raccoon.

Vidwabmip created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidwabmip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidwabmip, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vidwabmip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vidwabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vidwabmip.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.