Boptabwangun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking fox.

Boptabwangun created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Boptabwangun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Boptabwangun, she will turn you into a duck.

Boptabwangun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Boptabwangun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.