Has is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, thoughtless wren.

Has created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Has, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Has, she will think nothing of it.

Has' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Never wear turquoise kilts.