Jinbesthigarm is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able spider.

Jinbesthigarm created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinbesthigarm, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jinbesthigarm, it will destroy your home planet.

Jinbesthigarm's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jinbesthigarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.