Pibfadnur is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking raccoon.

Pibfadnur created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfadnur, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pibfadnur, it will be very unhappy.

Pibfadnur's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pibfadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Never sit in holy places.