Bodlopvin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sage grasshopper.

Bodlopvin created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodlopvin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bodlopvin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bodlopvin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bodlopvin's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Retreat if five sharks approach from the south.

3. Never wear indigo trousers.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.