Popbagqueeg is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, confident
fox.
Popbagqueeg created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Popbagqueeg, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Popbagqueeg, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Popbagqueeg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Popbagqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not eat apples.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Popbagqueeg.
4. Run away from turquoise doves, for they are unholy.
5. Never go into cyan rooms.