Rillfotten is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, vain goose.

Rillfotten created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillfotten, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rillfotten, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rillfotten's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rillfotten's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Worship no other gods but Rillfotten.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.