Rilltigdob is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish raccoon.

Rilltigdob created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilltigdob, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rilltigdob, she will turn you into a plant.

Rilltigdob's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rilltigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not speak about nuts.