Rilltigdob is a god.
She takes the form of a large, selfish
raccoon.
Rilltigdob created viruses two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rilltigdob, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Rilltigdob, she will turn you into a plant.
Rilltigdob's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Rilltigdob's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never look at moons.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not speak about nuts.