Dumdutbab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish hyena.

Dumdutbab created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdutbab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumdutbab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dumdutbab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dumdutbab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dumdutbab.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Dumdutbab loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.