Mabyattfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, contented dove.

Mabyattfar created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabyattfar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabyattfar, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Mabyattfar's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mabyattfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Never mention great tits.