Zodnulgesscadhon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong meerkat.

Zodnulgesscadhon created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodnulgesscadhon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zodnulgesscadhon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Zodnulgesscadhon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zodnulgesscadhon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Zodnulgesscadhon on top of all buildings.

3. Retreat if three geese approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about galaxies.