Bellbagmet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise fox.

Bellbagmet created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bellbagmet, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellbagmet, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bellbagmet's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bellbagmet's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from mauve geese for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Never write about cell theory.