Kapafdan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring dugong.

Kapafdan created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapafdan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kapafdan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kapafdan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kapafdan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three swans approach from the west.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Do not shave your hands.