Godlogfom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish goat.

Godlogfom created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Godlogfom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godlogfom, he will not invite you to parties.

Godlogfom's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Godlogfom's Holy Commandments

1. Godlogfom loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away from brown badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Godlogfom's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.